m'lud i wish to enter a plea of temporary insanity on behalf of my client mr. chumley worthington buttingtons walingofrd III. i am not sure what he issupposed to have done but i request a recess while we summon our defences. hon. clippy mat q.c. ;-)
Do you get the comic strip "Tundra" in your newspaper? The strip today reminded me of you - a bird crashes through a window of a house but he has on a teeny helmet and he says, "Can you tell I've done this before?" I looked at the website tundracomics.com but it isn't up yet. L in AK
L in AK, I have not seen or heard of that comic strip but it sounds like my daily life here. I will have to check that link because I think I need to post that on here!
my client and i would respectfully ask members of the public; i.e. you commenters here, to cease speculation and rumour spreading until the facts are revealed in a court of law. remember 'innocent until proven guilty' the burden of proof is on the accusers. please respect mr worthington buttingtons walingford III's privacy until that time. and do NOT read the enquirer. it's a trashy dirt mag, full of lies and hearsay. mr wrigley wrigglebottom will be called as a witness so don't try getting to him either! hon. clippy mat q.c. for the defendant. :-)
Oh my.... Chumley, this is QUITE shocking. Did they read you your Miranda rights? Do you have legal representation? You know, I happen to know of an excellent attorney in San Diego (her initials are KBL) who LOVES animals and I bet would take your case on a Pro Bono basis... why don't you mention it to your mom, ok?
Even if this all goes down badly, I bet we can smuggle some catnip into the joint, ok? (You'll get some tattoos, pump some iron, surround yourself with a posse, etc. It won't be too bad...)
From what my sources tell me there is some provocative video footage as well. How do you think Wrigs got the name Wrigglebottom? Wrigley is rethinking his stance.
Wrigley-Cooper-Billy -the-Kid-Maximillian-The Duke-John Barleycorn??? hmmph it would appear 'mr. wrigley wrigglebottom' has been leading a double life. this is not the information he gave to this counsel at the pretrial hearing. chumley, say nothing. there's a plot against you. (remember kato?) and whatever you do, don't try on any gloves without my representation. stay strong. :-)
oh if only johnnie cochran was still here. with chum's current defense, we could be the dream team. chumley son, remember, if it does not fit. they must acquit. step away from the banana peel. ;-)
We are awaiting sentencing.
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Huh? Wha? More info, please?
m'lud i wish to enter a plea of temporary insanity on behalf of my client mr. chumley worthington buttingtons walingofrd III.
i am not sure what he issupposed to have done but i request a recess while we summon our defences.
hon. clippy mat q.c.
;-)
Do you get the comic strip "Tundra" in your newspaper? The strip today reminded me of you - a bird crashes through a window of a house but he has on a teeny helmet and he says, "Can you tell I've done this before?" I looked at the website tundracomics.com but it isn't up yet. L in AK
what on earth did he do??
Due to a court order, the specifics of the case cannot be discussed as of yet. Bond has been posted. Chumley is on house arrest.
L in AK, I have not seen or heard of that comic strip but it sounds like my daily life here. I will have to check that link because I think I need to post that on here!
What I can't believe is that it's this cat's first offense...
oh Lordy. Have you got him some representation yet?
All Chumley told me that it was a case of mistaken identity, and that's all we've got to say about that !!!
Chums, my love, do not say ANYTHING. Keep your whiskers over your mouth. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.
I'm on the next flight up to Seattle. I'll be preparing your defense while on the plane ride. We'll knock 'em dead Mr. Mizundastood!
Love,
KBL, Esq.
Ut-oh!!
I don't know if he could last in prison...
my client and i would respectfully ask members of the public; i.e. you commenters here, to cease speculation and rumour spreading until the facts are revealed in a court of law.
remember 'innocent until proven guilty' the burden of proof is on the accusers.
please respect mr worthington buttingtons walingford III's privacy until that time. and do NOT read the enquirer. it's a trashy dirt mag, full of lies and hearsay.
mr wrigley wrigglebottom will be called as a witness so don't try getting to him either!
hon. clippy mat q.c.
for the defendant.
:-)
Oh my.... Chumley, this is QUITE shocking. Did they read you your Miranda rights? Do you have legal representation? You know, I happen to know of an excellent attorney in San Diego (her initials are KBL) who LOVES animals and I bet would take your case on a Pro Bono basis... why don't you mention it to your mom, ok?
Even if this all goes down badly, I bet we can smuggle some catnip into the joint, ok? (You'll get some tattoos, pump some iron, surround yourself with a posse, etc. It won't be too bad...)
The plot thickens. Mr. Wrigley Wrigglebottom now refuses to testify on behalf of his brother.
*goes and blackmails Mr. Wrigley Wrigglebottom with embarassing photos of him doing embarassing things*
:-)
From what my sources tell me there is some provocative video footage as well. How do you think Wrigs got the name Wrigglebottom? Wrigley is rethinking his stance.
Just pray he isn't sent to a Chinese prison.
Chicken, my ass.
I swear it's cat.
Haha you used his full name, that means you are really ticked off.
May I present the Royal Regal Beagle?
Fletcher Herbert Holbrook Holden Langdon!
Oh hello, Royal Regal Beagle. (Does he watch Three's Company?)
Wrigley's full name (as of right now-it changes from time to time):
Wrigley-Cooper-Billy -the-Kid-Maximillian-The Duke-John Barleycorn.
Wrigley-Cooper-Billy -the-Kid-Maximillian-The Duke-John Barleycorn???
hmmph it would appear 'mr. wrigley wrigglebottom' has been leading a double life. this is not the information he gave to this counsel at the pretrial hearing.
chumley, say nothing. there's a plot against you. (remember kato?) and whatever you do, don't try on any gloves without my representation.
stay strong.
:-)
*this is making me laughing non-stop*
Apparently, there is now solid evidence to convict Chum on these charges.
Enter Exhibit A:
a banana peel.
Dun Dun Dun......
oh if only johnnie cochran was still here. with chum's current defense, we could be the dream team.
chumley son, remember, if it does not fit. they must acquit. step away from the banana peel.
;-)
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