Saturday, March 13, 2010

4 years ago...

I retired all of my black pants and invested in an industrial strength vacuum.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Happy Birthday Big GUY!!


Wrigs kept tossing and turning in his sleep last night, which was extremely annoying since he sleeps between me and Tom. I think he's struggling with turning another year older because this morning he woke up and asked me if he could get Bow-tox.

I know that was really lame, I apologize. Ok now he's telling me to get off the computer and make him some pup tarts so I gotta run. He's quite the demanding birthday boy!

Skinny Lil' Chum wishes Wrigs a Happy Birthday too.


p.s. Chumley's birthday gift to Wrigley was a big stinky poo! This is the best gift ever because after a few days on his stool softener, things are finally starting to move!!! Time to party!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, simple pleasures! It's good to hear that Chum's body is functioning.
YKW

Karyn said...

Happy birthday Wrigley! Bev's in the kitchen trying to make a birthday cake now.

ChiTown Girl said...

Aw, happy birthday, Wrigs!! And, here's a sentence I NEVER thought I'd type - I'm so glad to hear Chums took a dump!

karen gerstenberger said...

Hooray for Chum! We know where his mind goes after poo, don't we? Anyone for some BEAR? =)

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

OH MY GOD!!! Why is Wrigs so freaking handsome!? Makes me want to kick his astronaut!!! (In a good way, of course.)

What a birthday boy. Gosh, can you even believe it? Four years. FOUR years? It really does fly. I wish I could give him 4 hours of love and hugs. Sweet, sweet Wrigs.

I'm with Chitown, never thought I'd write this, way to dump Chumley!!! Wahoo!!! I read once that going poo after having held it for a really long time has the same "satisfaction high" as an orgasm. They did MRIs of the brain and everything. The things scientists will research, right?

Anyway, who needs BEAR when Chums can just go POOP?

XOXO

Smileygirl said...

KBL it's funny you say that cuz since Chum has dumped, he has started to go back on his bear! YEAH! I think I'm going to have prunes for lunch. (who am I kidding, Like I NEED those!)