Norman Bates has nothin' on Chumley

Chumley doesn't like when I'm about to take a shower, probably because it means I'll be leaving the house soon. Sometimes he's extremely upset and will come at me like a flying squirrel, cling onto my legs while taking out chunks of leg meat. Other times he's only slightly annoyed and screams at me while getting in a few swats and lunges. I would love to share the footage of his violent attacks but I need both hands to protect myself. Here he is the other morning, while I'm brushing my teeth about to get in the shower, just waiting for the water to get warm. (Again this is camera phone footage so it's poor quality and only lasts a few seconds.)

Psycho Kitty