Tom is playing in a Pro-Am golf tournament in Monaco this week. He called a few minutes ago to say that he had just returned from a jog along the beach in Nice, France (which happens to be clothing optional.)
Our conversation went like this:
me: "So, did you see any nudies on your jog?"
Tom: "Yeah I sure did."
me: "Really?"
Tom: "Yep, I saw a boob."
me: "A boob? Just one?"
Tom: "No, two boobs, one person."
Golf, good food, boobs...what more could he possibly ask for!?!?
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