when you spend 1/3 of your day in the bathroom you have a LOT of time to think about nonsense or make up stupid songs. I guess I like to do a combo of both.
Here is today's little ditty sung to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle with You":
Stuck on the Shitter Again
well I don't know why I ate that tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared I'm gonna crap in my chair
and I wonder do I have clean underwear??
TP to the left of me
magazines to the right, here I am
stuck on the shitter again.
yes I'm stuck on the shitter again,
and I wonder if I'll be here til 10.
it's so hard to keep a smile on my face
when my bowels explode all over the place
spray to the left of me
candles to the right, here I am,
stuck on the shitter again.
(my dream is to get some cartoon software and make little videos for all of my crazy songs. don't worry they're not all about poop)
4 comments:
As much as I am laughing from this clever song have you figured out what is the cause for your upset stomach?
I would pay big money to watch those cartoons!
You make me laugh so much! Thank you...I love how your mind works.
It's another hit. :-)
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