Wednesday, August 19, 2009

momism

mom:
"Hi honey, wanted to let you know that I ordered you and Tom some breasts from QVC." (at this point I'm thinking WTF but didn't interrupt, she continues) "They look delicious and should arrive by the 27th. Share some with your friends. They are parmesan breaded chicken breasts." (Thank goodness. I knew at some point this would make sense)

Can't wait for my box o' breasts to arrive!

5 comments:

ChiTown Girl said...

I was really excited there for a minute for Tom! ;-)

karengberger said...

I think I could use a box-o-breasts, myself, but so far, have decided not to go for it. I hope you and Tom enjoy yours! =)

karengberger said...

P.S.: I love your mom!

Clippy Mat said...

me too.
love your mom that is.
she's a right word mangler.
;-)

moooooog35 said...

OMG YOU CAN GET THEM WITH CHEESE ON THEM?!?!?