"I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."
(sent to me via email from my friend Rebecca - this did not really happen to me, just wanted to clarify!)
5 comments:
Glad you're back!
Man..if I had a nickel...
I love Francine!!
Welcome home! We missed you!
That was too cute....
I completely blew my cover that I was 'checking my online banking' when I snorted extremely loudly reading that post.
Just...lol.
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