So there must have been a recent hatchling of spider eggs in our house because I am seeing a TON of little black hairy beasts running all over the place. Today while on the phone with Tom I tell him that our house could be used as the set for Arachnophobia 3. Then he says, "Wait til you're in Seattle." I scream, "WHAT?? Do they have worse spiders there???" He says, "Yes, and they're pretty big too." I panic, choke, fight back tears, and then say, "Please tell me they don't have Wolf Spiders."
and this was his response...
"Not sure about those, but they have GIGANTIC Dandy Long Legs."
I think we have encountered our first "Tomism." My mom's got some competition.
For some reason right after he said that an image of a tap dancing, hat wearing, cane twirling spider with a smiley face popped into my head.
Maybe they won't be so bad after all.