I belched so loud while inside a crowded coffee shop in my new 'hood. I was very wrapped up in what I was reading and completely forgot I was in a public place.
WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
Now I am laughing and can't stop. I think it's from the fumes I inhaled all morning at the new house. I'm going to be known as the belcher who laughs alone in the coffee shop. Sounds like a country western song.
Still laughing. Is this what a crazy person feels like all the time??? If so, I REALLLLLLLY LIKE IT!!!!!
Now I feel like I'm about to poop my pants from laughing. What is WRONG with me today???
Blame it on the fumes.