I'm playing a practical joke on Tom tonight. He gets pissed when we watch Wheel of Fortune because 99.9% of the time I guess the puzzles before he does. So tonight, my mom watched the show on central time and gave me all the answers to the puzzles so when we tune in tonight I'm going to shout out the answers to the puzzles before any letters are up. I hope I can pull it off through the whole show. He's going to get soooo mad because FOR YEARS he has wanted me to try out for that show and even signed me up for a wheel ID and during the commercial breaks when they announce the Wheel ID winner he always asks, "Is that your number? Go check. Go now!" and I say "No my number is ..." and I rattle off some nonsense numbers and letters and then he usually tells me to "Go pound sand" and then I laugh and continue to kick his butt for the rest of the show. It makes him so angry so this will be really good.
My mom also gave me the answers to Jeopardy so if I can pull off Wheel with success I may keep the winning streak going and shout out every single answer, or question, rather to that too. If I end up missing tomorrow, you'll know why.
Oh and it's been a while since I've blogged about any momisms so here's a quick one from today. This morning she called and said, "Oh that actress you like was on Regis and Kelly this morning. Molly Google- Goog- Googlehallen."
"Um, mom? Do you mean Maggie Gyllenhall?"
"Yes! Maggie! Maggie Googlehall."
One day I will be just like her. And when that happens I will no longer blog.