Friday, May 01, 2009

memories

A guy I once dated told me I was a few cards short of a deck. I replied, "That's ok. You're a few inches short of a dick."

Ahhhh, memories of days gone by.

Prepare for more of these as I purge and peruse my old journals...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a great retort! Maybe he uses those thumb guards for condoms. No name--I can't admit who would say such a thing.

Anonymous said...

LOVE it! You're the queen of thinking on your toes.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Why can't I ever think of one liners like that???? brilliant.

Najia said...

That's fucking awesome. Simply awesome. I'm so going to use that soon, no matter what the context. Fo' sho'.

Najia said...

Ok, Anonymous...you NEED to tell me where you are becuase thumb guards is hilarious as all get out !!!!!

Gberger said...

Ah, I see...no, I'm not "anonymous." Very clever comeback, both you & anon.
I assume that relationship was over after that little "lovers' spat." XO

Moooooog35 said...

What you don't know is that I cried for three days after that.

Gina said...

heheheheh what a fabulous response! i hope the unpacking goes well & you have a wonderful party :)