Friday, May 01, 2009

memories

A guy I once dated told me I was a few cards short of a deck. I replied, "That's ok. You're a few inches short of a dick."

Ahhhh, memories of days gone by.

Prepare for more of these as I purge and peruse my old journals...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a great retort! Maybe he uses those thumb guards for condoms. No name--I can't admit who would say such a thing.

endswith8741 said...

LOVE it! You're the queen of thinking on your toes.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Why can't I ever think of one liners like that???? brilliant.

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

That's fucking awesome. Simply awesome. I'm so going to use that soon, no matter what the context. Fo' sho'.

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

Ok, Anonymous...you NEED to tell me where you are becuase thumb guards is hilarious as all get out !!!!!

karengberger said...

Ah, I see...no, I'm not "anonymous." Very clever comeback, both you & anon.
I assume that relationship was over after that little "lovers' spat." XO

moooooog35 said...

What you don't know is that I cried for three days after that.

Gina said...

heheheheh what a fabulous response! i hope the unpacking goes well & you have a wonderful party :)