Tom: Why??? Why do you say this?
me: Because, I took off my nail polish and my big toe is the color of scrambled eggs.
Tom: Seriously Laura??? There are some things you really don't need to tell me.
me: Well, what do I do?
Tom: I don't know. I've never had yuck toe.
me: I guess I'll just paint over it.
Tom: There's only so much I can take and this, isn't one of them.
me: Do you wanna see it?
(I start to remove my sock)