Let me just say, that this is what I get for forcing Tom to sit and endure 2 hours of the Bachelor with me. I like to think of it as payback for all those hours I'll never get back watching golf.
Here are some of his highlights of the night (in no particular order):
"Did they purposely search for googly eyed girls this season?"
"How come that one girl isn't in the pool? She must have her period."
(during the dancing in the park segment with the band, Chicago, serenading them)
"This is what I imagine hell must be like."
(after Chris Harrison told Jake about Rozlyn being asked to leave the show)
"Don't you dare start crying douchebag!"
"It sucks she's off the show (Rozlyn). Would have enjoyed seeing her bounce around in that bikini a few more times."
"Look at the cameraman running back there. He was hoping douchebag would lean over that railing for a cry shot." (I actually LOVE that he caught this. It appears my years in tv/film are finally rubbing off on him)
"That bimb looks like she would have b.o."
"Why are all the girls crying now? Their periods must be synced."
"Can you imagine if you ever did this show? They'd be like 'Where's Laura???', 'Oh check the bathrooms.' "
"Another commercial for Vagisil???"
This is all for now. There were many more, some that I don't think appropriate to share, but who knows, I may add them later. He certainly bumps the entertainment value up a notch or two.