I sh*t you not, while picking up Wrig's poop in the backyard, this is what I saw...(only a little smaller)
After yet another blood curdling scream (seriously my neighbors are immune to this by now, and watch one day I'll scream and scream as I'm being hacked into little pieces by a serial axe murderer and they will just laugh it off thinking I saw a grasshopper or something) I searched online and discovered that this is a Mexican Red Legged Tarantula. Can't these f*ckers stay in Mexico!?!?! Screw immigration, let's focus on the arachnids and make sure these beasts don't cross our borders! Ok deep breaths. I am still sweating from this encounter.
Well California, it's been fun. I survived almost 5 years here and after today, I'm seriously ready for a new address.