Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A letter to Beverly, From Wrigley

(as a result of this)

BEVERLY,

I saw the photos you sent to my brother Chumley (I hacked into his email) and I think they are very, very naughty. You can't come dressed that way to our house. No way.

I have a girlfriend and her name is Ruth and she will not be happy with you parading around half naked flaunting your seven nipples. If you try to disrobe at any point while you are here I will throw my Snuggie on you.

Here's a picture of Ruth. She's really stunning.

I also have a boyfriend, his name is Norm but I don't think he'd mind seeing your nipples so let's just forget about him for right now.

Anyway, Chumley wanted me to tell you he's really looking forward to your visit.

Fondly,
WRIGLEY

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since when did Wrigley become Mr. Innocent?

Gberger said...

Wrigley, you are gorgeous, even in your Snuggie! Keep your eye on Bev...I think she's got a few tricks up her red, satin bra/shrug/top. Chumley had better look out. XOXO

Alexis Voltaire said...

lol omg. I'm wearing my snuggie right now too! Haha.

Catherine said...

When do they finally get to meet? I can't wait to see photos of that!

Catherine said...

OMG! I have been waiting for more sexual tension between those two crazy kids. Poor Wrigley unfortunately has no say in the matter - true love is true love. Or lust, for that matter :)

Me said...

Wrigley is more of a tattle tale than Mr. Innocent. He loves to tell me when his brother is being naughty. Karyn and Bev will be here the first week in October so prepare for lots more photos and perhaps even video of Bev and Chum's LOVE FEST!!!