I think I'm related to this little old woman...
(the tapping with the spoon is my favorite part!)
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Monday, December 01, 2008
Two Brazilian Men
(joke my sister sent me)
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says:
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That is so horrible!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says:
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That is so horrible!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Friday, November 14, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
pack it up, pack it in
where do I begin
this weather is a sin
I'd rather live in ho chi minh
That's my little ditty for today.
I'm swapping out my cute summery dresses, tanks and flip flops:

for this unflattering, unisex crap:

I look like a frickin' lumberjack heading into town. "No really, I'm not here to chop down your trees, I'd just like a cup of coffee." Though I hear plaid is making a comeback.
But I'd much rather be wearing this right now:

This made me laugh today:
Now I want to make a sock monkey.
this weather is a sin
I'd rather live in ho chi minh
That's my little ditty for today.
I'm swapping out my cute summery dresses, tanks and flip flops:

for this unflattering, unisex crap:

I look like a frickin' lumberjack heading into town. "No really, I'm not here to chop down your trees, I'd just like a cup of coffee." Though I hear plaid is making a comeback.
But I'd much rather be wearing this right now:

This made me laugh today:
Now I want to make a sock monkey.
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