our house, the brothel

When I come home, the animals always run to the door to greet me and before I step inside I'll greet them with an enthusiastic, "HEY THERE GANG!" or "HIIIII GUYS!" or like I did today, "HEYYYYY LOVERS!"

But what I didn't realize was that my neighbor was in his driveway, just a few feet away. He said Hi, I said Hi and went inside and now he probably thinks we're running some sort of sex ring out of the home.