A while ago Tom and I attended a dinner party and were wedged between two guests who started to have this conversation below. "Man 1" is about our age and "Man 2" is quite a few years older....
Man 1: Dude, your daughter is really growing up.
Man 2: I know. It's scary.
Man 1: She's SMOKING!
Man 2: What? Cigarettes? Did you see her?
Man 1: No, not smoking smoking. She's smoking HOT!
Man 2: Oh, I see what you're saying. Ok then.
Man 1: I saw her the other day and almost didn't recognize her. She must have been coming back from the beach or somethin' 'cause she just had on a tiny little bikini top and skirt and MAN!!
Man 2: (just nods and takes a large swig of his beer)
Man 1: And my buddy was over and he said to me, "Damn! I'd hit that!"
Man 2: Ahhh well, please let your buddy know that she's only 15 years old.
Man 1: Well she looks at least 19. You know, with the way she's filled out and all.
Man 2: Yes, I know. I've seen them. HER! I've seen HER blossom over the last year.
Man 1: Boy, is THAT an understatement!!
(Man 1's wife now interested in the conversation)
Man 1's wife: What are you guys talking about?
Man 1 and Man 2 exchange looks. Sip beers. Say nothing.
Tom and I finally add to the conversation and in unison blurt out, "Sports."
Then we politely excuse ourselves and burst into fits of laughter.
Could you ever imagine two women having that conversation about one of their sons?! Men are such pigs! Man #2 should have decked #1 for even saying those things about his daughter. Good Lord!! That's just sick!!
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