Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Red Hot Chili Peppers...


...ARE GOING TO KILL YOU.

(or at the very least give you a nasty bout of flaming diarrhea and/or episodes of Exorcist like vomiting)

It seems like every week it's a different fruit, veggie or staple that's affected - or staples inside fruits and veggies. What's going on? Do we not have quality control? So much for salads. We're better off eating a bowl of rusty nails with a side of Liquid Draino.

5 comments:

  1. See that is exactly why I ate a Twix bar for dinner. Ok, ya I did end up paying for it but it still was tasty.

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  2. I was just thinking about the toxic-spinach thing that happened a while back. Seems as if we are either worrying about the pesticides & fertilizers, or about not getting enough fruits and veggies! Do you think we worry too much, or not enough? I know, I wash my clothes before I put them on, but this is what we put IN our system! Isn't life strange?

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  3. FDA = waste of money. And that other acronym we've come up with. I think we better start growing our own.

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  4. rusty nails and drano. Where can I get that combo?
    mother nature must be turning on us. It is all those damn plastic bags and bottles we throw away.

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  5. You had me at "flaming diarrhea."

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