Thursday, November 08, 2007

toilet face

For the last two weeks every orifice in my face has been seeping fluids non stop. Where does it all come from? I never realized how much liquid matter is retained in the skull. My head feels like a bowling ball. I think it's time to invest in one of these...


I'm pretty crafty so I could probably make this at home. I could even make a few and color coordinate them to match my outfits. And I could wear it wherever I go so I wouldn't have to use the cheap tissue paper they have in public restrooms.

Now I know what to make my family for Christmas this year.
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3 comments:

  1. ChiTown Girl11/8/07, 6:14 PM

    I can't believe you don't already have one of these!! I can totally see you walking around wearing this. Perhaps with a pretty blue poo-bag tied in your hair? :)

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  2. Me11/9/07, 12:31 PM

    that would make quite a fashion statement wouldn't it? thanks for the idea.

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  3. miss r11/19/07, 6:24 PM

    just do what my students do... twist tissue and shove it up your nostrils

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